JBiebs

For Christmas, a very special friend of mine Alyssa Vah, got me the 100% Official Justin Bieber autobiography. Oh let the fun begin.

 Love JBiebs. Here's a few quotes from the book:

"A certain amount of success with the opposite sex comes down to the simple concept: don't be a jerk."

"Nothing ever got my pulse racing (in a good way) like hockey. Well, nothing except Beyonce, but that wasn't until I was twelve or so. Then, all of a sudden, it was like I opened my eyes one day and noticed that the world is full of beautiful girls, and I've had a hard time thinking about anything else ever since."


"I bet 95% of sixteen-year-old guys would admit to thinking forty-five girl-related thoughts every three minutes (the other 5% would be lying)".


"A group of girls. Beautiful girls. Screaming. For me. Holy Crap! I got up there and sang my little eighth-grade butt off, thinking this was possibly the greatest moment of my entire life - of anyone's life - better than hockey, better than Star Wars, better than Grandma's turkey and gravy."


"Mom ironed a blue dress shirt for me and helped me do the knot on a sharp blue necktie, which was made for a grown man, so it was longer than I was tall."

AND the book cover becomes a poster. Yeah. That's right!